I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET
I'm SMART so I MUST do all my HOMEWORK AT HOME
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